HAHA Lame Jokes (Part 1)
Since got pple complain v hot so i contribute something to cool ur down



1)Why did the panda go into a restaurant, ate its dinner,den took out a gun to kill all the people inside before leaving the place?



Ans: bcos panda eat shoots and leaves




2)which occupation requires the smartest people?
Ans: modeling,they give model answer

3)THE HAPPY JOKE!! (Happy is a person)

What is Happy's occupation?
nurse(happiness)

What is Happy's surname?
Lee(happily)

What is Happy's gender?
Male(Happy meal)

What is Happy's aunt's name?
Aunt Happy(Unhappy)


How many friends does Happy have?
3(Happy tree frens)

Where does Happy like to go to shop?
Lucky Plaza(Happy-go-lucky)

4)Why did Azfar smile when he received a parking fine?
Ans: he thought somebody praised his parking skills



WAIT A MINUTE!! AZFAR CANT THINK!!!